• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.

Please put more jokes here

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Just wanted to check something...
    {emotionless greeting}

    Three Word Slogan

    Comment


      An art gallery near me found themselves in dire straits recently. They found they'd sold a Monet for nothing.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

      Comment


        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Now check the site: Email With Sass - Your Mom
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

        Comment


          Do you want me to say my Van Gogh joke? You do? Alright...


          Ear goes.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

          Comment


            Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”That was the punchline...
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

            Comment


              Britain's Coronavirus track-and-trace system really Excels.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

              Comment


                Anybody want to hear my joke about a king's son running from the throne?


                You sure?


                Alright, heir goes...
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

                Comment


                  people's friend arrived again?

                  Comment


                    I was driving along when a man waved me down.


                    I stopped the car and he asked me if I could give him a few directions.


                    'Certainly,' I replied, 'up, down, east and west.'


                    Then I drove off.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

                    Comment


                      Just watched Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
                      Richard Dreyfuss ended up abandoning his wife and 4 kids, and flying off with the aliens.
                      Many men have that fantasy.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X