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An art gallery near me found themselves in dire straits recently. They found they'd sold a Monet for nothing.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Now check the site: Email With Sass - Your MomOriginally posted by WTFH View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”That was the punchline...Comment
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Anybody want to hear my joke about a king's son running from the throne?
You sure?
Alright, heir goes...Comment
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I was driving along when a man waved me down.
I stopped the car and he asked me if I could give him a few directions.
'Certainly,' I replied, 'up, down, east and west.'
Then I drove off.Comment
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Just watched Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
Richard Dreyfuss ended up abandoning his wife and 4 kids, and flying off with the aliens.
Many men have that fantasy.Comment
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