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    #id
    Just wanted to check something...
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #id
      An art gallery near me found themselves in dire straits recently. They found they'd sold a Monet for nothing.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #id
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Now check the site: Email With Sass - Your Mom
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #id
          Do you want me to say my Van Gogh joke? You do? Alright...


          Ear goes.

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            #id
            Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”That was the punchline...

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              #id
              Britain's Coronavirus track-and-trace system really Excels.

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                #id
                Anybody want to hear my joke about a king's son running from the throne?


                You sure?


                Alright, heir goes...

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                  #id
                  people's friend arrived again?

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                    #id
                    I was driving along when a man waved me down.


                    I stopped the car and he asked me if I could give him a few directions.


                    'Certainly,' I replied, 'up, down, east and west.'


                    Then I drove off.

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                      #id
                      Just watched Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
                      Richard Dreyfuss ended up abandoning his wife and 4 kids, and flying off with the aliens.
                      Many men have that fantasy.

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