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    What borders on stupidity?

    Mexico and Canada

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      I think when the next pandemic hits, we should close the hospitals but keep comedy clubs open to find out which is the best medicine once and for all.
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        Wife: since lockdown, do you think I’ve put on weight?
        Husband: you weren’t exactly skinny beforehand

        Time of death: 11pm
        Cause of death: Covid.


        ...and that is why you shouldn’t believe the government statistics
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          An Eskimo's car breaksdown. The AA man arrives and says, "You may have blown a seal". Eskimo replies, "No, its just frostbite on my lips."
          Last edited by Paddy; 3 June 2020, 14:54.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            Tony Christie visits his local Zoo and sees a sign saying..
            Fat Scaly Insect EaterThis Way.
            After a while he reaches a cage and asks the Zookeeper...Is This The Weighty Armadillo?
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              "I'm doing my first skydive tomorrow."
              "Tandem?"
              "No way. It's dangerous enough without a bike."
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                I wanted to create a # to show the military are people too, but I just keep getting retweets from Sea World



                #marinelivesmatter
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  Tony Christie visits his local Zoo and sees a sign saying..
                  Fat Scaly Insect EaterThis Way.
                  After a while he reaches a cage and asks the Zookeeper...Is This The Weighty Armadillo?
                  Oh...that's so bad...

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                    Had a painter and decorator in at the weekend. He was an ex pilot.

                    Made a lovely job on the landing.
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                      I read a headline at the weekend about a polygamous cannibal family; two wives eight children.
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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