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    NASA: First person on Mars could be a woman.


    So when the men arrive, dinner will be ready.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      A mate called and said, "I've just had a huge fight with the wife. Do you have a spare bed for a few weeks until I find a flat?"


      I replied, "I've a sofa, if that's any good."


      "Perfect," he said, "you're an absolute legend! I'll send her round in a bit."
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        As a newly qualified vet, I’m now permitted to treat animals.




        Tonight, I took a herd of cows out for drinks.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          I can’t believe it’s rioting season already.

          I still have my Covid decorations up.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            A little girl asks her mum "mummy, how was I born"


            Her mother smiled and replied "once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful tiny seed.
            Your daddy planted it in the earth and I took care of it every single day.
            After a while the seed germinated and grew tall with many leaves until it became a lovely healthy plant.
            Then we dried it and smoked it and got so high we forgot to use a condom"
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              I've found that vegan meals require a blender.


              It makes them easy to pour down the sink.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                a veritable torrent of crap jokes.
                get a lucky bag or summat?

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                  Does anyone know if they have early morning looting hours for seniors?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    When I was a young lad, my body was a temple.


                    A lot of priests entered it.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                      a veritable torrent of crap jokes.
                      get a lucky bag or summat?
                      I think the job lot coincides with release of the reader's digest

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