NASA: First person on Mars could be a woman.
So when the men arrive, dinner will be ready.
So when the men arrive, dinner will be ready.
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A mate called and said, "I've just had a huge fight with the wife. Do you have a spare bed for a few weeks until I find a flat?"
I replied, "I've a sofa, if that's any good."
"Perfect," he said, "you're an absolute legend! I'll send her round in a bit."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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As a newly qualified vet, I’m now permitted to treat animals.
Tonight, I took a herd of cows out for drinks.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I can’t believe it’s rioting season already.
I still have my Covid decorations up.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A little girl asks her mum "mummy, how was I born"
Her mother smiled and replied "once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful tiny seed.
Your daddy planted it in the earth and I took care of it every single day.
After a while the seed germinated and grew tall with many leaves until it became a lovely healthy plant.
Then we dried it and smoked it and got so high we forgot to use a condom"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've found that vegan meals require a blender.
It makes them easy to pour down the sink.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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a veritable torrent of crap jokes.
get a lucky bag or summat?Comment
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Does anyone know if they have early morning looting hours for seniors?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When I was a young lad, my body was a temple.
A lot of priests entered it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I think the job lot coincides with release of the reader's digestOriginally posted by BR14 View PostComment
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