Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

I take great care when putting ketchup on my dinner.


All my food is responsibly sauced.

[vetran]

Businesses in Vatican City have been banned from accepting cash.


It's a PayPal edict.

[ladymuck]

Did you hear about the vegan transgender
He was a herbefore

Wouldn't that be a transgender vegan? The word order doesn't make any sense.

[vetran]

Wouldn't that be a transgender vegan? The word order doesn't make any sense.

corrected!

[LondonManc]

Heinz have come up with an alphabet soup-based laxative to help constipated diners. They've called it Letter Rip.

[vetran]

If you take your own Bacon to a Vegan restaurant, do they charge porkage?.

[vetran]

Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100. She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.

[vetran]

Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.

[vetran]

+12 -7





I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.
I’m trans-slender.

I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.
I’m trans-slender.

[vetran]

If you break up with your girlfriend and she wants to move out make sure you order her a taxi for 8pm on Thursday. That way with everyone clapping it’ll look like the whole street is glad to see the back of her.