My Dad always told us to stand tall with your head held high. Lovely man, very short career as helicopter ground crew.
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ESTABLISH if you're in a classy bar by dropping a glass and seeing if anyone cheers.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Learn from your parents mistake, use birth control.I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
Hands... out infractions
Face... the music
Space... between the earsComment
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I was telling BrilloPad the other day that apparently, 4 out of 10 people can’t do simple maths.
He tells me he's proud to be one of the 7 that can.I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
Hands... out infractions
Face... the music
Space... between the earsComment
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"hey everyone welcome to the Simon says club.. Everyone please have a seat"
*sigh*
"Looks like we've some work to do"I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
Hands... out infractions
Face... the music
Space... between the earsComment
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Elon Musk's Heavy Falcon Rocket success was overshadowed today when his Starman in the Tesla was pulled over by Northamptonshire police for speeding.I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
Hands... out infractions
Face... the music
Space... between the earsComment
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My mate just rang me in tears.
His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish!
Poor bugger....
No woman, no sky!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I had a goldfish that could breakdance on the carpet.
But only like for 30 seconds.
And only once!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler...
All I can think about is how to win her back.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Just no pleasing some women...
My mate made his girlfriends dreams come true and married her in a castle . . Although you wouldn't have thought it from the look on her miserable face as they were bouncing around, the ungrateful bitch!!!!!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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