My Dad always told us to stand tall with your head held high. Lovely man, very short career as helicopter ground crew.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Please put more jokes here
Collapse
X
Collapse
-
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
ESTABLISH if you're in a classy bar by dropping a glass and seeing if anyone cheers.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
-
Comment
-
I was telling BrilloPad the other day that apparently, 4 out of 10 people can’t do simple maths.
He tells me he's proud to be one of the 7 that can.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
-
"hey everyone welcome to the Simon says club.. Everyone please have a seat"
*sigh*
"Looks like we've some work to do"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
-
Elon Musk's Heavy Falcon Rocket success was overshadowed today when his Starman in the Tesla was pulled over by Northamptonshire police for speeding.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
-
My mate just rang me in tears.
His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish!
Poor bugger....
No woman, no sky!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
-
I had a goldfish that could breakdance on the carpet.
But only like for 30 seconds.
And only once!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
-
My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler...
All I can think about is how to win her back.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
-
Just no pleasing some women...
My mate made his girlfriends dreams come true and married her in a castle . . Although you wouldn't have thought it from the look on her miserable face as they were bouncing around, the ungrateful bitch!!!!!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Reports of umbrella companies’ death are greatly exaggerated Today 10:11
- A new hiring fraud hinges on a limited company, a passport and ‘Ade’ Yesterday 09:21
- Is an unpaid umbrella company required to pay contractors? Nov 26 09:28
- The truth of umbrella company regulation is being misconstrued Nov 25 09:23
- Labour’s plan to regulate umbrella companies: a closer look Nov 21 09:24
- When HMRC misses an FTT deadline but still wins another CJRS case Nov 20 09:20
- How 15% employer NICs will sting the umbrella company market Nov 19 09:16
- Contracting Awards 2024 hails 19 firms as best of the best Nov 18 09:13
- How to answer at interview, ‘What’s your greatest weakness?’ Nov 14 09:59
- Business Asset Disposal Relief changes in April 2025: Q&A Nov 13 09:37
Comment