Reply to: Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle, but I always like to check anyway.

[NotAllThere]

What started at a pandemic became an IQ test. Since Omicron is an anagram of Moronic, it's clear we've all failed that test.

[vetran]

The Duke of Edinburgh asked the Queen if she fancied sex.

She responded, "Do one."

[vetran]

The Chinese community in Liverpool always cook in pairs.

They never Wok alone.

[WTFH]

I wouldn’t say I was angry about my Peruvian ancestry. Incandescent is the word I would use

[NotAllThere]

Have you heard of the Nu variant?

Nu variant? What's Nu?

Not much, what's Nu with you?

[vetran]

For SE:

Man lost for words when asked by his wife "what is mansplaining ?"

[vetran]

That you Boris?

Breaking News Headlines. The Daily Express have just announced that Peppa Pig is pregnant.

[vetran]

I was trekking through the lake district, so far out that when I looked around there was no one to be seen when I stumbled across a load of TV controllers just scattered around everywhere.

It was a remote area.

[WTFH]

A Cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says:
“Audi”

[vetran]

Thank god. I’ve finally reached the age, where I can pretend to be hard of hearing with my wife...

[vetran]

Prince Andrews diary has just been made public.

His last entry was thirteen years old.

[vetran]

Eddie redmayne apologises for playing the role of a trans gender person in a film as the trans community feels that the role should've been filled out by someone who was actually trans.

I wonder if serial killers feel the same way when watching horrors.

[vetran]

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because very few of them know how to dance.

[vetran]

Me and the missus went to a Tudor themed fancy dress, wearing black balaclavas, deeley boppers and black and yellow scarves.

As Henry the 8th's two wives that were "Bee headed".