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    I just got 34 valentines cards, I'm totally shocked & breathless.

    That security guard in Clinton's gave quite a chase.
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      It’s not often you find the perfect match on Valentine’s Day.

      But Real Madrid v PSG tonight looks pretty good.
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        A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please".
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          My wife just called me.

          She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous."

          I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers then."
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            Interviewer: do you work well under pressure?

            Me:

            Interviewer:

            Me:

            Interviewer: well?

            Me: Jesus Christ man, I'm thinking
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              Roses are red
              Violets are glorious
              Never sneak up on Oscar pistorius
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                Gents, liven up your day by accidentally texting the wife: "Simon, We'll have a proper valentine's next year. I promise"
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                  A poem for Graphics Design Lovers

                  Roses are red
                  Violtes are blue red
                  Page background is white red
                  My screen needs recalibrating
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                    I asked the missus what she wanted for Valentines day, she said she'd give me the clue "England goalie"

                    So that's either Flowers or Seamen she's getting?
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                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      My internet was down yesterday so I chatted to my wife for a change...

                      I was surprised to learn that she didn't work for Woolworths anymore!
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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