Please put more jokes here

**BR14** · 7 October 2019, 11:52

**DaveB** · 7 October 2019, 12:03

Why can't vegans eat pudding?

Because you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.

**DaveB** · 7 October 2019, 12:05

I'm going to open a coffee and doughnut shop in Amsterdam. I'll call it Glazed and Confused.

**DaveB** · 7 October 2019, 12:06

A Friend of mine believe that the earth is flat. I challenged him to prove it by walking off the edge.

He came around eventually.

**DaveB** · 7 October 2019, 12:07

Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

**DaveB** · 7 October 2019, 12:08

My nickname at school was Scarface.

I was really good at knitting.

**rik sherman** · 7 October 2019, 15:25

Cheesy

Which cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

**mudskipper** · 10 October 2019, 22:20

I've just got a PhD in palindromes

I'll now be known as Dr Awkward

**northernladuk** · 11 October 2019, 00:19

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I've just got a PhD in palindromes

I'll now be known as Dr Awkward

Oh that's very good!

**WTFH** · 15 October 2019, 14:04

Boots in Dorking ran out of Viagra on 30th September.

I'm half way through Floptober.

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