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      Why can't vegans eat pudding?

      Because you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        I'm going to open a coffee and doughnut shop in Amsterdam. I'll call it Glazed and Confused.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          A Friend of mine believe that the earth is flat. I challenged him to prove it by walking off the edge.

          He came around eventually.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk?

            The stock market.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              My nickname at school was Scarface.

              I was really good at knitting.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                Cheesy

                Which cheese is made backwards?

                Edam.

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                  I've just got a PhD in palindromes

                  I'll now be known as Dr Awkward

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                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    I've just got a PhD in palindromes

                    I'll now be known as Dr Awkward
                    Oh that's very good!
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                      Boots in Dorking ran out of Viagra on 30th September.


                      I'm half way through Floptober.
                      {emotionless greeting}

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