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Why can't vegans eat pudding?
Because you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I'm going to open a coffee and doughnut shop in Amsterdam. I'll call it Glazed and Confused."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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A Friend of mine believe that the earth is flat. I challenged him to prove it by walking off the edge.
He came around eventually."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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My nickname at school was Scarface.
I was really good at knitting."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI've just got a PhD in palindromes
I'll now be known as Dr Awkward'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Boots in Dorking ran out of Viagra on 30th September.
I'm half way through Floptober.{emotionless greeting}
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