Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

is it a sign of your age or his..? that you no longer use "mum" jokes for this..

the age of his mum!

been there seen it done it, I have flashbacks!

[BrilloPad]

the age of his mum!

been there seen it done it, I have flashbacks!

JUst flashbacks? Or a nasty rash too?

[WTFH]

Went to a restaurant that was serving Badger last night.
It was from the sett menu

[WTFH]

Went coarse fishing yesterday. Caught two f***ing fish.

[WTFH]

I asked Millie if she knew who this was:


She said: "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell"

[BrilloPad]

I asked Millie if she knew who this was:
<picture of Charles Darwin>
She said: "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell"

I don't get it.....

[WTFH]

I don't get it.....

S’not Charlie D.

[xoggoth]

Oh! I just assumed it was Alexander Graham Bell, a rather similar beardy old bloke. Actually its Ivan Pavlov who supposedly used a bell to test conditional reflexes or summit. CUK can be quite educational at times.

[BrilloPad]

Oh! I just assumed it was Alexander Graham Bell. Actually its Ivan Pavlov.

The guy who invented the cake?



Could someone explain what eywes keans? At a level mods can understand.....

[vetran]

The guy who invented the cake?



Could someone explain what eywes keans? At a level mods can understand.....

Nah WTFH will eat all the cake!

We can go low enough the mods other than MF & Cojak can understand???


blimey they do Janet & John do CUK?