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Or wierdos who've stuck Christmas trees up their ....

Last bit of toothpaste inspections today, hope to get the darn reports sent off this week. Old farts' xmas do tomorrow and another on Weds.

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In totally unrelated topic, anyone wondered what Earwigs use those nippy things at the back for?...

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According to the DT (subscription so no quote) some working families with three or more children will be £18k worse off than benefit claimants after Budget. We have to do something to reduce the welfare bill or nobody will be incentivised to work at all.

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What a nighmare of a day. Doing last few bits of toothpaste inspection, walked about 15 mins and found I didn't have my phone to take photos. Went back to see if it was in the car and it wasn't, so did the walk again to see if I'd dropped it. No luck, so went back home to see if I'd left it there. It...

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Wonder if I can demand a fee from dogwalkers walking down my road?

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Sounds as if it could be a bit stalky. Can't imagine seeing any boring current celebs as "friends".

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Called in on me lady ailing lady neighbour this morning before doing me tootpaste inspection. Drink at village club after.

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Managed to finish today's toothpaste inspection before rain got heavy. Need me phone to track location and take photos and swipe screens just don't work when they are wet. With GPS on, runs out of charge in about 2 hours thanks to that stupid Google update. Fortunately got a decent little portable charger...

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I didn't but still getting updates. Move to me Windows 11 PC once finished doing toothpaste inspection reports. Off to group walk soon, book reading PM and I ain't read anything, history group this evening. Free day tomorrow, thank fictional god....

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Watch new episode of Sister Bummyface soon. Actually summit worth watching on TV!

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Quite nice 2day tho. Saw quite a few bumble bees and some wasps in buzzing round flowery bush earlier.

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Walk with ll3 followed by coffee. Nice & sunny and paths not half as muddy as I had feared.

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Couldn't finish me toothpaste inspection today as the battery on me phone ran out. Damn Google with their stupid update that reduced battery life.

Date with ll3 tomorrow.

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While on me walky, had a look where I mentioned that that car had ended up in woods. It had hit a tree in a direction about 45 degrees away from direction of road and at least 5m from it. No tracks nearby and no sign of any damage to the bank or any other trees. Only possibility is it hit another vehicle...

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Had an email suggesting I put my little business on Wikipedia. Never heard they did advertising. I see CUK is on there, last sentence says " The forum also includes an ineffective swear filter"

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Dolly Parton and other country music singers tribute thing with ll3 was ok last night. We disagreed over whether her *** were genuine. I was proved right when the same lady performed as Patsy Kline.

Volunteer thing at local nature reserve this morning.

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Just back from me long toothpaste inspection. Pretty sunny, annoyed I'd forgotten me sunglasses. Dol Parton tribute act with loony lady 3 later.

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No comment. Scrooge.

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Skied down my compost heap yesterday.

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Thoroughly grumpy after drive back from me toothpaste inspection took me an extra 20 mins due to yet more *** road works. Cheering meself up by listening to Fleetwood Mac CD. Nowt has ever compared to Fleetwood Mac or The Moody Blues.

Another old fart thing at local cafe tomorrow. Dunno....