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As long as they still have the daily bum ration....

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Why should Dr. Who be human? Maybe he should be an alligator.

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Just rescued old lady next door, fell into bushes and couldn't get up. Not hurt fortunately, unlike her husband couple of years ago. Had to run him to A&E.

Still, at least she falls over less than neighbour the other side who's 20 years younger. Booze!

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You watch titles and credits? I just fast forward through those. Then I usually fast forward through about ten minutes of the boring film before swearing and deleting it....

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Fart Doom: Covid could be spread through flatulence, say ministers

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics...say-ministers/

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Posted by someone whose corporate life turned him into a DOOM addict.

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Couple of police knocking on doors the other side of the road. Couldn't quite make out what they were saying. Sounded like a stolen verger.

Makes a change from ambulances.

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I could save money? Keep wondering whether to try it but then say nah! cos I'm a mean old bastard....

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No it's not it's Monday. Yer goin senile. Oh no it's me what's senile, it's Saturday. Or is it Thursday? Yeh. Told you it was....

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In loony lady 2's bedroom this morning. Fixing her curtain rail!! Bah!

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Heard some loud thunder today. No rain on me fortunately.

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Damn it. Think my cursor was within 2m of your avatar....

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Rub yerself over with a cheese grater....

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More DOOOM. According to DM "around 2040 to 2050, civilized life as we know it on this planet will cease to exist'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...y-reveals.html

Hooray!

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Dean Martin yeh! My favourite at Karaoke.

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So when's the next dinosaur exterminating asteroid coming?

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Usually true. When I've had lots of scams to my normal email account I just delete them and soon they stop coming. Not true with this old account I never bother to check for months, just keep pouring in....

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Bit of a loony lady overdose. Hung around with 4 loony ladies yesterday, going to loony lady 2's house for "book", ie talking drivel, club this morning, open garden thing with loony lady 1 this afternoon. Hardly see any blokes, all dropping dead or housebound. Must start going back to village...

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Excellent woffle. I approve. Funny how you recall drunken times, remember as think said before, shouting "waste paper baskets to the world" from the top of my mate's car and lying in the mud outside the pub and my landlord passing and looking at me contemptuously.

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Darn it. Recycled my old Nokia 7710 (or summit like that) a year ago.