Two firemen are having sex in a burning building. The Fire Chief runs in and shouts, 'What do you think you're doing?' One fireman sobs, 'Chief, he's dying of smoke inhalation.' The Chief says, ' Then give him mouth to mouth resuscitation, for God's sake!' The fireman replies, 'How do you think this all got started?'
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What do you give donkeys for lunch?
Half an hour, the same as the camels.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThe days start getting shorter from now on.
So tomorrow will be Saturda.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostThat would make countdown a bit easier as well.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHow many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BULLBIGHT?
2 top ones and 4 from anywhere else.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHow many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BULLBIGHT?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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A mate of mine on Facebook was commenting that he really didn't like The Cure.
I replied that I find The Prevention far better
Then another friend piped up "Placebo does it for me, but I'm not sure why"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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