Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my granddad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
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My grandad went down in history, and on one occasion, fingered a girl in Geography.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I met my mate Paddy down the pub, he was boasting about how he was sleeping with a pair of twins.
I asked him how he told them apart.
He said it was easy. Julie has blonde hair and Derek has a moustache.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI met my mate Paddy down the pub, he was boasting about how he was sleeping with a pair of twins.
I asked him how he told them apart.
He said it was easy. Julie has blonde hair and Derek has a moustache.
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My local school had a big problem with drugs… especially Class A.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Today I saw an ad on facebook -
"Radio for sale. £1. Volume stuck on full".
I thought "I can't turn that down".Comment
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I was in the travel agent earlier, looking for summer suggestions when I saw one that said “party like it’s the early 19th Century - try a Club 1830 holiday”…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I've just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.Comment
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Just had a message from Brillo Mirror...
I'm working on a Valentine's day poem.
I reckon rhyming boobs with pubes may be the kicker.
She'll be mine by Easter.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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