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    Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my granddad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      My grandad went down in history, and on one occasion, fingered a girl in Geography.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        I've been recommended the Adam Ant diet.
        Don't chew ever, don't chew ever...

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          I met my mate Paddy down the pub, he was boasting about how he was sleeping with a pair of twins.
          I asked him how he told them apart.

          He said it was easy. Julie has blonde hair and Derek has a moustache.
          {emotionless greeting}

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            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            I met my mate Paddy down the pub, he was boasting about how he was sleeping with a pair of twins.
            I asked him how he told them apart.

            He said it was easy. Julie has blonde hair and Derek has a moustache.
            A pair of twins? So 4?

            <GM in WTFH pedant mode>

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              My local school had a big problem with drugs… especially Class A.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                Today I saw an ad on facebook -

                "Radio for sale. £1. Volume stuck on full".

                I thought "I can't turn that down".

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                  I was in the travel agent earlier, looking for summer suggestions when I saw one that said “party like it’s the early 19th Century - try a Club 1830 holiday”
                  {emotionless greeting}

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                    I've just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                    I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

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                      Just had a message from Brillo Mirror...
                      I'm working on a Valentine's day poem.
                      I reckon rhyming boobs with pubes may be the kicker.
                      She'll be mine by Easter.
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