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    #6321
    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    I can trace my ancestry all the way back to my father.

    Unlike any of the mods.
    Hey, that’s not fair. My father was a rugby player and based on my calculation and the fixture list, I’ve narrowed it down to one of two teams.
    {emotionless greeting}

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      #6322
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      Hey, that’s not fair. My father was a rugby player and based on my calculation and the fixture list, I’ve narrowed it down to one of two teams.
      He is still a keen cyclist.

      Remember that next time you are taking aim....

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        #6323
        Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
        He is still a keen cyclist.

        Remember that next time you are taking aim....
        You think I should tell him?


        WTFH my boy...
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          #6324
          WANTED!
          DEAD or ALIVE!
          schrodinger's cat!


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            #6325
            People who confuse entomology and etymology bug me in ways I can't put into words.
            {emotionless greeting}

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              #6326
              one for Brillo

              Following the death of Geoffrey from Rainbow, someone on the telly said how much the programme had shaped their life, and the same is true for me.It probably explains why I married some gormless, retarded ******* imbecile that looks like a ******* hippo.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                #6327
                What do you call a man with 11 pricks? Jose
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #6328
                  After years of trying I've finally managed to grow a set of vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #6329
                    ​An old friend of mine was completely obsessed with self-asphyxiation.He talked about it until he was blue in the face.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #6330
                      The wife was in court today for mooning Simon Cowell, The witnesses couldn't agree which was the biggest arsehole.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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