Please put more jokes here

[WTFH]

I can trace my ancestry all the way back to my father.

Unlike any of the mods.

Hey, that’s not fair. My father was a rugby player and based on my calculation and the fixture list, I’ve narrowed it down to one of two teams.

[GreenMirror]

Hey, that’s not fair. My father was a rugby player and based on my calculation and the fixture list, I’ve narrowed it down to one of two teams.

He is still a keen cyclist.

Remember that next time you are taking aim....

[vetran]

He is still a keen cyclist.

Remember that next time you are taking aim....

You think I should tell him?


WTFH my boy...

[BR14]

WANTED!
DEAD or ALIVE!
schrodinger's cat!

[WTFH]

People who confuse entomology and etymology bug me in ways I can't put into words.

[vetran]

one for Brillo

Following the death of Geoffrey from Rainbow, someone on the telly said how much the programme had shaped their life, and the same is true for me.It probably explains why I married some gormless, retarded ******* imbecile that looks like a ******* hippo.

[vetran]

What do you call a man with 11 pricks? Jose

[vetran]

After years of trying I've finally managed to grow a set of vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves

[vetran]

An old friend of mine was completely obsessed with self-asphyxiation.He talked about it until he was blue in the face.

[vetran]

The wife was in court today for mooning Simon Cowell, The witnesses couldn't agree which was the biggest arsehole.