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[WTFH]

The only person Trump ever hired who was qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels.

[northernladuk]

The only person Trump ever hired who was qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels.

He didn't hire her did he?

[WTFH]

He didn't hire her did he?

She's a contractor, she doesn't work for free.

[northernladuk]

She's a contractor, she doesn't work for free.

Inside or outside?

[WTFH]

Inside or outside?

Have you asked your accountant attorney?

[WTFH]

My mate said, "I like your sports car."
I said, "It's not very practical now we've got a baby."
He said, "How about I buy it off you."
I said, "Yeah go on then. Four grand?"
He said, "You've got yourself a deal."
I said, "Nice one... you're going to make a brilliant dad."

[robz8701]

My girlfriend asked me where I'd like to be buried?

Apparently "balls deep in your sister" wasn't the answer she was expecting.

[LondonManc]

Why did they call it PMT?

The name Mad Cow Disease was already taken

[WTFH]

Landlady in the pub the other night asked me to check the cellar as she kept hearing giggling, so I went down in the dark.


That was a barrel of laughs.

[LondonManc]

Just been on the Diabetes UK website. The sick bastards asked me if I accept cookies FFS!!!!