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    #id
    The only person Trump ever hired who was qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #id
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      The only person Trump ever hired who was qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels.
      He didn't hire her did he?
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #id
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        He didn't hire her did he?
        She's a contractor, she doesn't work for free.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #id
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          She's a contractor, she doesn't work for free.
          Inside or outside?
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #id
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            Inside or outside?
            Have you asked your accountant attorney?
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #id
              My mate said, "I like your sports car."
              I said, "It's not very practical now we've got a baby."
              He said, "How about I buy it off you."
              I said, "Yeah go on then. Four grand?"
              He said, "You've got yourself a deal."
              I said, "Nice one... you're going to make a brilliant dad."
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #id
                My girlfriend asked me where I'd like to be buried?

                Apparently "balls deep in your sister" wasn't the answer she was expecting.

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                  #id
                  Why did they call it PMT?

                  The name Mad Cow Disease was already taken
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #id
                    Landlady in the pub the other night asked me to check the cellar as she kept hearing giggling, so I went down in the dark.


                    That was a barrel of laughs.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #id
                      Just been on the Diabetes UK website. The sick bastards asked me if I accept cookies FFS!!!!
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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