Please put more jokes here

[WTFH]

I'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated", but it hasn't come out yet.

[vetran]

I'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated", but it hasn't come out yet.

don't bother is was all tulip!

[vetran]

"I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time"

I'll tell the Missus that one!

[GreenMirror]

"I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time"

Why is that funny?

[WTFH]

What's the worst three words your wife can say when you're making love?

"Honey, I'm home"

[WTFH]

Just heard the news that not a single pupil in Scotland passed a single GCSE this year.

[northernladuk]

Just heard the news that not a single pupil in Scotland passed a single GCSE this year.

Huh?

[WTFH]

Huh?

It's a joke. Scottish students don't do GCSEs. They do "Standards" or "National" or "Intermediate" exams instead. their equivalent of A levels is Highers.

[northernladuk]

It's a joke. Scottish students don't do GCSEs. They do "Standards" or "National" or "Intermediate" exams instead. their equivalent of A levels is Highers.

Bloody foreigners.

[WTFH]

Why would somebody pick up my mobile, delete my Spandau Ballet ringtone, then put it back?

It just doesn't ring true.