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    I'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated", but it hasn't come out yet.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      I'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated", but it hasn't come out yet.
      don't bother is was all tulip!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        "I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time"
        I'll tell the Missus that one!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          "I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time"
          Why is that funny?

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            What's the worst three words your wife can say when you're making love?

            "Honey, I'm home"
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              Just heard the news that not a single pupil in Scotland passed a single GCSE this year.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                Just heard the news that not a single pupil in Scotland passed a single GCSE this year.
                Huh?
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Huh?
                  It's a joke. Scottish students don't do GCSEs. They do "Standards" or "National" or "Intermediate" exams instead. their equivalent of A levels is Highers.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    It's a joke. Scottish students don't do GCSEs. They do "Standards" or "National" or "Intermediate" exams instead. their equivalent of A levels is Highers.
                    Bloody foreigners.
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                      Why would somebody pick up my mobile, delete my Spandau Ballet ringtone, then put it back?

                      It just doesn't ring true.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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