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[vetran]

for NAT

Yo mama so fat that she gave Dracula diabetes.
Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”
Yo momma so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix it.”

[LondonManc]

Damage from the A-level fiasco is now affecting all aspects of government as Dominic Raab is downgraded to "Dominic Rbbb"

Surely being a posh twunt he'd have had his upgraded to Ra*a*a*a*?

[LondonManc]

Yo momma's so fat, when she walks past the TV we miss three adverts.

[vetran]

Piers Morgan burgled as they slept by 'depraved and despicable' thieves who invaded their bedroom at a luxury French villa.


Police looking for some bloke called Karma.

[vetran]

My son has a new hobby of collecting calculators. He has managed to get over a hundred within a week.


It’s incredible how they add up.

[vetran]

Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount.
Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go the other way.
Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots.

[ladymuck]

Yo Papa's so fat that he hasn't seen his manhood since birth

[vetran]

Yo Papa's so fat that he hasn't seen his manhood since birth

Yo Momma’s so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, “What are those”?

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

[vetran]

for pC

I asked my Welsh mate if I could meet his girlfriend, but apparently she was too sheepish

[ladymuck]

Yo papa's so fat he works as a bra model.