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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 5000 miles.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Yo mama is so stupid that when she went for a blood test, she asked for time to study.
Yo mama is so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her what’s she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Why has my doctor revealed last month’s consultation with you?
Some things even seasoned professionals need to share!
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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