Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

What does a clock do when it’s hungry?



It goes back four seconds!

[vetran]

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?



About 5000 miles.

[vetran]

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.

[vetran]

‘Put the cat out’.



‘I didn’t realize it was on fire.

[vetran]

Why does Piglet smell?



Because he plays with Pooh.

[vetran]

For NAT

Yo mama is so ugly that… well… look at you!

Yo mama is so stupid that when she went for a blood test, she asked for time to study.

Yo mama is so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her what’s she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

[vetran]

Why has my doctor revealed last month’s consultation with you?

Some things even seasoned professionals need to share!

[LondonManc]

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders had finished.

[SimonMac]

A.A. Milne has been downgraded to C.D. Milne

[SimonMac]

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders had finished.

Yo mama is so poor she couldn’t pay attention