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    #7251
    What does a clock do when it’s hungry?



    It goes back four seconds!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      #7252
      What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?



      About 5000 miles.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        #7253
        Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
        Because he had no guts.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          #7254
          ‘Put the cat out’.



          ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            #7255
            Why does Piglet smell?



            Because he plays with Pooh.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              #7256
              For NAT

              Yo mama is so ugly that… well… look at you!

              Yo mama is so stupid that when she went for a blood test, she asked for time to study.

              Yo mama is so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

              Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

              Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

              Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her what’s she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                #7257
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                Why has my doctor revealed last month’s consultation with you?

                Some things even seasoned professionals need to share!
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #7258
                  Yo mama is so fat that when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders had finished.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #7259
                    A.A. Milne has been downgraded to C.D. Milne
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      #7260
                      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                      Yo mama is so fat that when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders had finished.
                      Yo mama is so poor she couldn’t pay attention
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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