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**WTFH** · 2 January 2018, 10:10

My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.

I said “40”

**WTFH** · 2 January 2018, 10:11

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

**WTFH** · 2 January 2018, 10:11

My friend says to me: “what rhymes with orange”
I said: “no it doesn’t”

**WTFH** · 2 January 2018, 10:12

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

**WTFH** · 2 January 2018, 10:12

I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs

**WTFH** · 2 January 2018, 10:12

How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.

**WTFH** · 2 January 2018, 10:13

I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.

It’s shift work

**WTFH** · 2 January 2018, 10:13

Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Dishes

Dishes Who?

Dishes Sean Connery

**WTFH** · 2 January 2018, 10:14

Ever noticed that broken glass tastes like blood?

**WTFH** · 2 January 2018, 15:55

I think I'm losing my mind, I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD.

I'm sure I had it a minute ago.

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