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    My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.

    I said “40”
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        My friend says to me: “what rhymes with orange”
        I said: “no it doesn’t”
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

          A labracadabrador.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              How do you get two whales in a car?
              Start in England and drive west.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.

                It’s shift work
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  Knock Knock

                  Who’s There?

                  Dishes

                  Dishes Who?

                  Dishes Sean Connery
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Ever noticed that broken glass tastes like blood?
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      I think I'm losing my mind, I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD.

                      I'm sure I had it a minute ago.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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