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[WTFH]

Have you ever noticed how broken glass tastes like blood?

[WTFH]

I told my wife a really bad pun I’d made up about our vegetable garden.

It was home groan.

[BrilloPad]

I spotted King Canute on a laptop yesterday.

He was pressing ctrl-c.

[NotAllThere]

Gold toilet stolen in Blenheim Palace burglary - BBC News
Police have nothing to go on.

[BrilloPad]

What is the difference between Watford Football Club and a cocktail stick?

A cocktail stick has 2 points.

[vetran]

What is the difference between Watford Football Club and a cocktail stick?

A cocktail stick has 2 points.

Alan would have appreciated that.

[WTFH]

Just been for a job interview, one of the bosses asked me how well I perform under pressure.
I told them I didn’t know the second verse, but I do know all of Bohemian Rhapsody.

[WTFH]

Doctor: You have the same disease as the girl in Airplane

Me: Oh no what is it?

Doctor: A movie with Leslie Neilsen but that's not important right now

[WTFH]

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I went into Blockbuster a couple of years ago and said “Hello, my name is Radio Star Junior. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

[WTFH]

My surgeon was telling me at the weekend that he had a phone call from BrilloPad before my most recent operation. Brillo asked him if I would be able to play guitar after recovery.
The surgeon replied “yes, of course”
Brillo said “well that will be a bloody miracle, cause he’s tulip at it now”