Have you ever noticed how broken glass tastes like blood?
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I told my wife a really bad pun I’d made up about our vegetable garden.
It was home groan.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I spotted King Canute on a laptop yesterday.
He was pressing ctrl-c.
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Gold toilet stolen in Blenheim Palace burglary - BBC News
Police have nothing to go on.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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What is the difference between Watford Football Club and a cocktail stick?
A cocktail stick has 2 points.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Alan would have appreciated that.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just been for a job interview, one of the bosses asked me how well I perform under pressure.
I told them I didn’t know the second verse, but I do know all of Bohemian Rhapsody.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Doctor: You have the same disease as the girl in Airplane
Me: Oh no what is it?
Doctor: A movie with Leslie Neilsen but that's not important right now…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Please put more jokes here
I went into Blockbuster a couple of years ago and said “Hello, my name is Radio Star Junior. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My surgeon was telling me at the weekend that he had a phone call from BrilloPad before my most recent operation. Brillo asked him if I would be able to play guitar after recovery.
The surgeon replied “yes, of course”
Brillo said “well that will be a bloody miracle, cause he’s tulip at it now”…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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