Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

So a third of the kids in this country are starving. And a third of the kids in this country are obese... sometimes the solution to a problem is just right there!

[vetran]

Most of us know the late Michael Hutchence as the bloke who was in INXS


Whereas to Bob Geldof he's the bloke who was IN HIS EX

[vetran]

I had a dream I was swimming in a lake of orangeade,But it was just a Fanta Sea

[vetran]

I see Netflix are going to pay David Beckham 16 million pounds for his life story.Netflix are thinking of screening it in the commercial break of Coronation Street.

[vetran]

Apparently, if you can taste paper or cardboard you have the dreaded Covid-19.

Well, I must apologise to my wife for all the insults of her rather bland cooking, it seems I've had this virus for forty three years.

[xoggoth]

I had habit of eating paper at school. Got told off for chewing edges off text books.

[vetran]

The wife’s been complaining about getting blisters on her hands from using the broom...


I don’t understand why she didn’t just take the car! ??*♂️

[vetran]

"Stiles is dead."


"Yes!"


"Nobby, not Harry."


"Oh, ****."

[vetran]

I refuse to wank off to porn magazines, I only like digital stuff.


None of that non-binary tulip for me.

[WTFH]

Knock knock

-Who’s there?

Dishes

-Dishes who?

Dishes the ghost of Sean Connery.