So a third of the kids in this country are starving. And a third of the kids in this country are obese... sometimes the solution to a problem is just right there!
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Most of us know the late Michael Hutchence as the bloke who was in INXS
Whereas to Bob Geldof he's the bloke who was IN HIS EXComment
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I had a dream I was swimming in a lake of orangeade,But it was just a Fanta SeaComment
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I see Netflix are going to pay David Beckham 16 million pounds for his life story.Netflix are thinking of screening it in the commercial break of Coronation Street.Comment
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Apparently, if you can taste paper or cardboard you have the dreaded Covid-19.
Well, I must apologise to my wife for all the insults of her rather bland cooking, it seems I've had this virus for forty three years.Comment
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I had habit of eating paper at school. Got told off for chewing edges off text books.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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The wife’s been complaining about getting blisters on her hands from using the broom...
I don’t understand why she didn’t just take the car! ??*♂️Comment
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"Stiles is dead."
"Yes!"
"Nobby, not Harry."
"Oh, ****."Comment
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I refuse to wank off to porn magazines, I only like digital stuff.
None of that non-binary tulip for me.Comment
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Knock knock
-Who’s there?
Dishes
-Dishes who?
Dishes the ghost of Sean Connery.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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