Reply to: Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

Granddad left me a globe in his will.

It means the world to me.

[vetran]

Arguing with my wife is like seeing a rock band in concert, she always starts with some new material.

But then goes back to the same tulip I've heard a thousand times before.

[vetran]

Do you ever wonder why Welsh greyhounds run so fast?

That's because they've seen what they do to their sheep

[vetran]

Why did the trans man order salad?



Because he was a her before.

[vetran]

At my funeral please take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who's next.

[vetran]

ChatLGBT: Hello darling! How can I assist you today?...Oh my God! Your shoes are just so fabulous!

[WTFH]

Gardener: Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?


Frank:Yes.


Gardener: In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

[WTFH]

A lorry containing oversized snooker tables has overturned on the M62 near Leeds this morning.



A police spokesperson said to expect very long queues.

[WTFH]

Name a 4 letter sport that starts with a 'T'...


Golf

[NotAllThere]

My family treat me like I'm a god.

Basically, they don't acknowledge I exist until they want something.

[vetran]

Who called them Creationists and not Primate Change Deniers?

[vetran]

In 1968 the yanks thought they were getting tower bridge but we sent them London Bridge instead.

This time round they thought they were getting a Windsor but we sent them a Hewitt.

[vetran]

Atheism is a Non Prophet Organisation..

[WaltZucher]

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Dam(n).

I don't know, what did the fish say?

[vetran]

What's the difference between arsenal and the band 'queen' ?


Arsenal will never be the champions