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    So a third of the kids in this country are starving. And a third of the kids in this country are obese... sometimes the solution to a problem is just right there!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Most of us know the late Michael Hutchence as the bloke who was in INXS


      Whereas to Bob Geldof he's the bloke who was IN HIS EX
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        I had a dream I was swimming in a lake of orangeade,But it was just a Fanta Sea
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          I see Netflix are going to pay David Beckham 16 million pounds for his life story.Netflix are thinking of screening it in the commercial break of Coronation Street.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Apparently, if you can taste paper or cardboard you have the dreaded Covid-19.

            Well, I must apologise to my wife for all the insults of her rather bland cooking, it seems I've had this virus for forty three years.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              I had habit of eating paper at school. Got told off for chewing edges off text books.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                The wife’s been complaining about getting blisters on her hands from using the broom...


                I don’t understand why she didn’t just take the car! ??*♂️
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  "Stiles is dead."


                  "Yes!"


                  "Nobby, not Harry."


                  "Oh, ****."
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    I refuse to wank off to porn magazines, I only like digital stuff.


                    None of that non-binary tulip for me.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Knock knock

                      -Who’s there?

                      Dishes

                      -Dishes who?

                      Dishes the ghost of Sean Connery.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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