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    For Xoggy

    I hate these double standards.


    if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "being friendly to the environment" by stopping the cemetery getting bigger, if you burn a body in a brazier in your back garden you’re “destroying evidence”?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Who's gonna win the election Biden or George?
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        https://twitter.com/forest_fr1ends/s...011456/photo/1
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          So it's Motown weather now...


          Three Degrees...Four Tops!
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            This election is a nail-biting contest.




            ...Weird way to decide it if you ask me.
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              When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen.


              When you turn 16 you get a text from prince andrew.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Wife: We should get some fish to feed the cat



                Me *shaking head* they'll forget, they have very short memories
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Quasimodo walks into a bar and the barman says to him,


                  "What do you want to drink? let me guess, the bells, the bells. "
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    'Young homeless man shares truth of what it's like to be homeless in Cardiff in Wales-'
                    "It was a dreadful experience-and then I became homeless..."
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      If you read the bible backwards it's about a zombie whose dad destroys the universe.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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