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    I think my brother may have Covid-19 as he seems to be suffering from a loss of taste.


    He was playing Showaddywaddy LPs last night
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      I was going to post a joke about Sodium, but then I thought, Na, most people won't understand
      {emotionless greeting}

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        The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the DIY noise. I shout "stop!" but that only seems to make it worse.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          for last night :

          There'll be some partying in Liverpool tonight.



          Luckily, they don't have to get up for work in the morning.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            My neighbour with the big tits has been walking about topless in the garden all day.


            Just wish his wife would do the same.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              A mafioso friend of mine is coming round for dinner tonight and I'm cooking an irresistible dish from the meat of an aquatic mammal.


              I'm gonna make him an otter he can't refuse
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Mercedes - "blacking up" to make a stand against racism.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Mercedes change to black.
                  Unusual for the Germans to surrender before the Italians.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with a sandwich and an ironed shirt.
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      With everything happening the world, #Snowflakemania


                      Dick Van Dyke has had to change his name. He's now known as Richard Lorry Lesbian.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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