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…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore -
There aren’t any downright stupid pasta names but there are a fusilli ones…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his headAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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So glad the golf courses are opening again.
I can take my dog for a proper tulip now.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I bought a fanny shaped Chinese vase at auction.
Apparently it's from the Minge Dynasty.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When it comes to my job, the people above me always get the most credit and respect.
Then again, I guess that's to be expected when you're a pallbearer.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Drug dealers you can go back to work.
Shop lifters you'll have to wait till July.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My local Alcoholics Anonymous meetings happen in a tree-house up a ladder.It's a 12-step program.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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and for our congregation:
So there I was -- out of work, day drinking in my underwear and moaning about the future.
Then the coronavirus hit.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I saw a woman had broken down at the side of the road.
I didn't stop to help her.
I'm not a psychiatrist.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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