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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    In other news the Government has announced that you are allowed to play sport with MEMBERS OF YOUR OWN FAMILY.

    Accordingly, Norwich v Ipswich will be going ahead on Friday night as planned....
    KUATB
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      There aren’t any downright stupid pasta names but there are a fusilli ones
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.
        Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          So glad the golf courses are opening again.
          I can take my dog for a proper tulip now.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            I bought a fanny shaped Chinese vase at auction.

            Apparently it's from the Minge Dynasty.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              When it comes to my job, the people above me always get the most credit and respect.




              Then again, I guess that's to be expected when you're a pallbearer.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Drug dealers you can go back to work.

                Shop lifters you'll have to wait till July.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  My local Alcoholics Anonymous meetings happen in a tree-house up a ladder.It's a 12-step program.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    and for our congregation:

                    So there I was -- out of work, day drinking in my underwear and moaning about the future.





                    Then the coronavirus hit.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I saw a woman had broken down at the side of the road.


                      I didn't stop to help her.


                      I'm not a psychiatrist.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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