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[WTFH]

Apparently, from Wednesday you can play sport together but only if you're all from the same family.

So Norwich v Ipswich is scheduled for Thursday night at 8pm.

[ladymuck]

Nicola Sturgeon says exercising does not mean sunbathing....Sunbathing?......Scotland?

It's been proper sunbathing weather this past week and a bit

[vetran]

A scientific study has discovered that Indian food could help fight against certain cancers


Keema therapy

[vetran]

Working at home is so boring. I really miss hating my coworkers.

[WTFH]

I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips.

I asked him "Are you the friar"

He replied "No, I'm the chip monk"

[Old Greg]

Well poor old Prince Charles has tested positive for COVID -19.


Sorry Charles, but you would insist on shagging an old bat.

Charles had Covid 19, whereas Andrew had Charlotte 15.

[vetran]

"So what do you do for a living ?" My date asked.
"I make things up and people laugh." I said.
"Wow!" She said.."so your a Comedian."
"Eh no." I replied.."I'm a Politician."

[vetran]

In other news the Government has announced that you are allowed to play sport with MEMBERS OF YOUR OWN FAMILY.

Accordingly, Norwich v Ipswich will be going ahead on Friday night as planned....

[vetran]

Dwight Yorke said Katie Price loves mango.

But then he remarked she prefers man come.

[vetran]

I am obviously aware that I can now take my dog out for more than one walk a day...

But what prick told him?