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    Apparently, from Wednesday you can play sport together but only if you're all from the same family.

    So Norwich v Ipswich is scheduled for Thursday night at 8pm.
    {emotionless greeting}

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      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      Nicola Sturgeon says exercising does not mean sunbathing....Sunbathing?......Scotland?
      It's been proper sunbathing weather this past week and a bit
      Doing a stroll around Windsor on 11 Sept 2 Oct for Alzheimer's Society. You can chuck me a few quid here if you like: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/lmallen-1

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        A scientific study has discovered that Indian food could help fight against certain cancers


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        Last edited by vetran; 13 May 2020, 14:51.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Working at home is so boring. I really miss hating my coworkers.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips.

            I asked him "Are you the friar"

            He replied "No, I'm the chip monk"
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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              Well poor old Prince Charles has tested positive for COVID -19.


              Sorry Charles, but you would insist on shagging an old bat.
              Charles had Covid 19, whereas Andrew had Charlotte 15.

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                "So what do you do for a living ?" My date asked.
                "I make things up and people laugh." I said.
                "Wow!" She said.."so your a Comedian."
                "Eh no." I replied.."I'm a Politician."
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  In other news the Government has announced that you are allowed to play sport with MEMBERS OF YOUR OWN FAMILY.

                  Accordingly, Norwich v Ipswich will be going ahead on Friday night as planned....
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Dwight Yorke said Katie Price loves mango.

                    But then he remarked she prefers man come.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I am obviously aware that I can now take my dog out for more than one walk a day...

                      But what prick told him?
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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