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[TestMangler]

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello

And may he rust in piss

[WTFH]

One of our hens can count her own eggs.

She's a mathemachicken.

[WTFH]

Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.

They say he'll be given a tough sentence.

[vetran]

I actually told that joke to Johnny Dumfries in person (had to leave him out of the gag cause that's not his real name). It's more of a spoken gag than a written one

sorry I just laughed out loud when I read it, wanted to share the love!

[vetran]

WALES

The only country where you can get a delicious hotpot, a smashing jumper, and a decent shag.All from the same animal .

[vetran]

At an interview:


"Are you a glass half full or half empty type of person?"


"Half full."


"Very good. So you're an optimist, always looking on the bright side of life?"


"No. I'm an alcoholic."

[vetran]

A two-month holiday from work, eating crap, drinking tuliploads, then Piers Morgan falls ill and is off TV, now Love Island 2020's cancelled.


I'm so happy, I could kiss a bat.

[LondonManc]

And may he rust in piss

FYI: His funfair is next monkey.

[LondonManc]

WALES

The only country where you can get a delicious hotpot, a smashing jumper, and a decent shag.All from the same animal .

Or from yo momma.

[WTFH]

People who wash jumpers at high temperatures are a tight-knit community.