E.Coli bacteria has a fatality rate in humans of 8%. So, not only is Covid not as lethal as the Spanish flu, you've more chance of being killed by a Spanish Omelette.
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Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from meAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Teacher: How much is a gram?
John: Uhmm, depends on what you needAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cryAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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NLyUK goes to the cleaners.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Redhead: "You ever smelled moth balls?"
Blonde: "Yes, I think they smell good."
Redhead: "Wow, I can't believe you got your nose between those tiny legs."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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for WTFH
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?'' The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!'' The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'' The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess exactly how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Q: Why were there 17 blondes standing outside the pub?
A: Because the sign said you have to be 18 to enter.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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