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His jokes are too funny for the BBC.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply..... -
The thing about Veteran is that he looks funny, he sounds funny and he has excellent timing. It's just what he actually says that can be worrying.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostJust wondering if you've thought of applying to the BBC?
With apologies to Barry Took."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostJust wondering if you've thought of applying to the BBC?
Maybe this one will be a good one to lead with?
How will Christmas Dinner be different after Brexit?
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SAS wrote a joke!
It's a real pain being way above average intelligence on social media (my IQ is 148), people are always calling you a know-all and making sarcastic comments. Only yesterday someone suggested that if I knew so much about the topic in question I should be working on my own book. Little do they know that I am doing just that ! In fact I would have finished it last Sunday if I hadn't lost my red crayon.Comment
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