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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Just wondering if you've thought of applying to the BBC?
    His jokes are too funny for the BBC.
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      Just wondering if you've thought of applying to the BBC?
      The thing about Veteran is that he looks funny, he sounds funny and he has excellent timing. It's just what he actually says that can be worrying.


      With apologies to Barry Took.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Just wondering if you've thought of applying to the BBC?

          Maybe this one will be a good one to lead with?


          How will Christmas Dinner be different after Brexit?
          No Brussels.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Top Tip:
            Live performers - to avoid government regulations banning West End Shows and live events.Start the show by singing the words to Rule Britannia
            {emotionless greeting}

            Three Word Slogan

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              As gonorrhoea cases in England surge to an all-time high, health officials say the public may have wildly misinterpreted the meaning of clap for carers.
              {emotionless greeting}

              Three Word Slogan

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                Koreans are like a box of chocolates.




                They’ll kill your dog
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Dyslexia is not to be made fun of.



                  It’s not big and it’s not fanny
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    What's a catholic priest's favourite scent?







                    Adolescent.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      SAS wrote a joke!

                      It's a real pain being way above average intelligence on social media (my IQ is 148), people are always calling you a know-all and making sarcastic comments. Only yesterday someone suggested that if I knew so much about the topic in question I should be working on my own book. Little do they know that I am doing just that ! In fact I would have finished it last Sunday if I hadn't lost my red crayon.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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