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When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply..... -
Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostJust wondering if you've thought of applying to the BBC?
With apologies to Barry Took."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostJust wondering if you've thought of applying to the BBC?
Maybe this one will be a good one to lead with?
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SAS wrote a joke!
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