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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Just wondering if you've thought of applying to the BBC?
    His jokes are too funny for the BBC.
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      Just wondering if you've thought of applying to the BBC?
      The thing about Veteran is that he looks funny, he sounds funny and he has excellent timing. It's just what he actually says that can be worrying.


      With apologies to Barry Took.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Just wondering if you've thought of applying to the BBC?

          Maybe this one will be a good one to lead with?


          How will Christmas Dinner be different after Brexit?
          No Brussels.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Top Tip:
            Live performers - to avoid government regulations banning West End Shows and live events.Start the show by singing the words to Rule Britannia
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              As gonorrhoea cases in England surge to an all-time high, health officials say the public may have wildly misinterpreted the meaning of clap for carers.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                Koreans are like a box of chocolates.




                They’ll kill your dog
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Dyslexia is not to be made fun of.



                  It’s not big and it’s not fanny
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    What's a catholic priest's favourite scent?







                    Adolescent.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      SAS wrote a joke!

                      It's a real pain being way above average intelligence on social media (my IQ is 148), people are always calling you a know-all and making sarcastic comments. Only yesterday someone suggested that if I knew so much about the topic in question I should be working on my own book. Little do they know that I am doing just that ! In fact I would have finished it last Sunday if I hadn't lost my red crayon.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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