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    I joined a forum to discuss the joys of desserts - but when I complained about one that went mouldy they banned me for being off tapioca. I asked to be let back in, but they just say go.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      If there is a massive covid outbreak at a Trump rally, is that a Klandemic?
      {emotionless greeting}

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        Rumour has it there is going to be clapping for Vera Lynn

        Don't know where,
        Don't know when.
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          "I'll stop you wanking you dirty little bastard, " shouted my mum after she caught me with my dick in hand and picture of NLyUK on my computer."Not a flaming chance, " I yelled at her. Then the crafty cow threw a picture of Katie Hopkins down in front of me.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I couldn't believe it when my wife was all over me last night and said, "Oh darling, you smell so sexy... come upstairs and give me the rogering of a lifetime ! What's that incredible new scent you're trying ?" "None," I replied, "But for dinner I just stopped at KFC."
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              I watched a film about a giant crocodile with erectile dysfunction....


              Lake Flaccid.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly I have back issues.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  As an astrophycist I can assure you black matter lives.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    This year I won't be going to the Maldives because of covid19.
                    Normally I don't go to the Maldives because I can't afford it .
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I've just bought my pet duck a face mask so I can take him for a walk during corona-virus.
                      Its nothing flashy but it fits the bill.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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