Please put more jokes here

[NotAllThere]

I joined a forum to discuss the joys of desserts - but when I complained about one that went mouldy they banned me for being off tapioca. I asked to be let back in, but they just say go.

[WTFH]

If there is a massive covid outbreak at a Trump rally, is that a Klandemic?

[WTFH]

Rumour has it there is going to be clapping for Vera Lynn

Don't know where,
Don't know when.

[vetran]

"I'll stop you wanking you dirty little bastard, " shouted my mum after she caught me with my dick in hand and picture of NLyUK on my computer."Not a flaming chance, " I yelled at her. Then the crafty cow threw a picture of Katie Hopkins down in front of me.

[vetran]

I couldn't believe it when my wife was all over me last night and said, "Oh darling, you smell so sexy... come upstairs and give me the rogering of a lifetime ! What's that incredible new scent you're trying ?" "None," I replied, "But for dinner I just stopped at KFC."

[vetran]

I watched a film about a giant crocodile with erectile dysfunction....


Lake Flaccid.

[vetran]

If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly I have back issues.

[vetran]

As an astrophycist I can assure you black matter lives.

[vetran]

This year I won't be going to the Maldives because of covid19.
Normally I don't go to the Maldives because I can't afford it .

[vetran]

I've just bought my pet duck a face mask so I can take him for a walk during corona-virus.
Its nothing flashy but it fits the bill.