I joined a forum to discuss the joys of desserts - but when I complained about one that went mouldy they banned me for being off tapioca. I asked to be let back in, but they just say go.
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If there is a massive covid outbreak at a Trump rally, is that a Klandemic?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Rumour has it there is going to be clapping for Vera Lynn
Don't know where,
Don't know when.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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"I'll stop you wanking you dirty little bastard, " shouted my mum after she caught me with my dick in hand and picture of NLyUK on my computer."Not a flaming chance, " I yelled at her. Then the crafty cow threw a picture of Katie Hopkins down in front of me.Comment
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I couldn't believe it when my wife was all over me last night and said, "Oh darling, you smell so sexy... come upstairs and give me the rogering of a lifetime ! What's that incredible new scent you're trying ?" "None," I replied, "But for dinner I just stopped at KFC."Comment
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This year I won't be going to the Maldives because of covid19.
Normally I don't go to the Maldives because I can't afford it .Comment
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I've just bought my pet duck a face mask so I can take him for a walk during corona-virus.
Its nothing flashy but it fits the bill.Comment
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