Please put more jokes here

[BR14]

strange, but the mere thought of particle physics gives me a hadron

[LondonManc]

In a world of oxymorons, is a cheap circumcision a rip-off?

[Scruff]

In a world of oxymorons, is a cheap circumcision a rip-off?

Ouch....too much!

[vetran]

R.I.P Ghislaine Maxwell for next week.

[NotAllThere]

If the inhabitants of Israel are Israelites, are the inhabitants of Paris called Parisites?

[ladymuck]

What's the difference between George Michael's second solo LP and Nigel Farage's radio career now he's been fired?

One is listen without prejudice, the other is prejudice without listeners.

[vetran]

Usain Bolt can do a hundred meters in under Ten seconds, 9.58 to be exact.


What’s even more surprising is Prince Andrew has been known for doing a spot of sprinting.


He's actually really fast too...


Finishing in the Teens.

[vetran]

For Herr Grumpy

“You look familiar” said the annoying bloke at the bar.


“I’ve done some porn, it’s probably that” I replied.


“Have you done anything I would know?” He asked.


I said, “yeah, your mum.”

[vetran]

This you LM?

I'm trying to kill my boyfriend by hanging him, but the twine keeps breaking.
Looks like I'll have to add another string to my beau.

[WTFH]

I’ve already been to the pub and the hairdresser. I’ve had a short and a back and sides.