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    strange, but the mere thought of particle physics gives me a hadron

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      In a world of oxymorons, is a cheap circumcision a rip-off?
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        In a world of oxymorons, is a cheap circumcision a rip-off?
        Ouch....too much!
        I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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          R.I.P Ghislaine Maxwell for next week.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            If the inhabitants of Israel are Israelites, are the inhabitants of Paris called Parisites?
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              What's the difference between George Michael's second solo LP and Nigel Farage's radio career now he's been fired?

              One is listen without prejudice, the other is prejudice without listeners.
              I did a stroll around Windsor on 2 Oct for Alzheimer's Society. You can chuck me a few quid here if you like: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/lmallen-1

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                Usain Bolt can do a hundred meters in under Ten seconds, 9.58 to be exact.


                What’s even more surprising is Prince Andrew has been known for doing a spot of sprinting.


                He's actually really fast too...


                Finishing in the Teens.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  For Herr Grumpy

                  “You look familiar” said the annoying bloke at the bar.


                  “I’ve done some porn, it’s probably that” I replied.


                  “Have you done anything I would know?” He asked.


                  I said, “yeah, your mum.”
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    This you LM?

                    I'm trying to kill my boyfriend by hanging him, but the twine keeps breaking.
                    Looks like I'll have to add another string to my beau.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I’ve already been to the pub and the hairdresser. I’ve had a short and a back and sides.
                      {emotionless greeting}

                      Three Word Slogan

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