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    Posts that weren't jokes - removed. But it has left me wondering what i should do with this one... too much for my little mod brain...
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      There once was a man from Kentucky
      Who’s undies were constantly mucky
      If he needed a poo
      Then he'd run to the loo
      But his timing was often unlucky

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        I never wanted to believe my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

        But when I got home all the signs were there.

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          I wasn't that close to my uncle when he died.
          Good job really, he trod on a landmine.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            I learned to program in Java.
            I've now got a remote client so I'm going to program in Bali.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              Husband: "Am I the only one you've ever had sex with?"
              Wife: "Oh yes, all the rest have been at least a seven."
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                For those who don't want Alexa listening to your conversations they are making a male version. It never listens to anything....

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                  My uncle has invented an invisible aeroplane.
                  I can't see it taking off.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    Help permies who say “I can’t believe it’s December already!” by directing their attention to a calendar and explaining how it works.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      I put my phone in airplane mode and it tried to sell me a tiny can of coke for £2
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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