Posts that weren't jokes - removed. But it has left me wondering what i should do with this one... too much for my little mod brain...
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There once was a man from Kentucky
Who’s undies were constantly mucky
If he needed a poo
Then he'd run to the loo
But his timing was often unluckyComment
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I never wanted to believe my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home all the signs were there.Comment
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I wasn't that close to my uncle when he died.
Good job really, he trod on a landmine.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I learned to program in Java.
I've now got a remote client so I'm going to program in Bali.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Husband: "Am I the only one you've ever had sex with?"
Wife: "Oh yes, all the rest have been at least a seven."The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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For those who don't want Alexa listening to your conversations they are making a male version. It never listens to anything....Comment
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My uncle has invented an invisible aeroplane.
I can't see it taking off.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Help permies who say “I can’t believe it’s December already!” by directing their attention to a calendar and explaining how it works.{emotionless greeting}
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I put my phone in airplane mode and it tried to sell me a tiny can of coke for £2{emotionless greeting}
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