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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI think the job lot coincides with release of the reader's digest
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I occasionally trim the really offensive & pathetic ones out and put the good ones here.Last edited by vetran; 21 June 2020, 13:24.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"I got a new, small rectangular cloth bag stuffed with feathers or other soft materials, used to support the head when lying or sleeping."
"Can we get back to the sex, please?"
"Sorry, just a little pillow talk."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Katie Price is to be commended for staying two metres apart during the lock down.
Well, her legs do anyway.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Did you hear about the transgender vegan
He was a herbeforeAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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So Starbucks have announced that the lockdown has cost their business about £1.3bn.
Or in other words, that's equivalent to four hot chocolates, an Americana and two sandwiches.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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As I sat down with a whisky, my wife said, "paint the fence, clean the car, fix the roof...?"
"Go to Paris, have sex with a model and stay sober," I replied.
"What the f**k are you on about?" she snarled.
"Oh," I said, "I thought we were talking about things I'm not going to do today."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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RIP Dame Vera Lynn. A wonderful singer and an absolute stunner back in the day.
I wanted to bang her the moment I saw her singing for the troops in Afghanistan - Wayne RooneyAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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'High Street clothing store Monsoon enters administration.'
I thought they might have been able to weather the storm.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My son said, "What's wrong with mam?"I said, "She's not talking to me."He said, "Why, what have you done?"He said, "I wish I knew, so I could f**king do it again."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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