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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I think the job lot coincides with release of the reader's digest
    does that still exist? and people read it?

    oh, dear

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      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
      I think the job lot coincides with release of the reader's digest

      sickipedia download!

      I occasionally trim the really offensive & pathetic ones out and put the good ones here.
      Last edited by vetran; 21 June 2020, 13:24.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        "I got a new, small rectangular cloth bag stuffed with feathers or other soft materials, used to support the head when lying or sleeping."

        "Can we get back to the sex, please?"
        "Sorry, just a little pillow talk."
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Katie Price is to be commended for staying two metres apart during the lock down.
          Well, her legs do anyway.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Did you hear about the transgender vegan
            He was a herbefore
            Last edited by vetran; 22 June 2020, 16:36. Reason: LM told me off!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              So Starbucks have announced that the lockdown has cost their business about £1.3bn.

              Or in other words, that's equivalent to four hot chocolates, an Americana and two sandwiches.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                As I sat down with a whisky, my wife said, "paint the fence, clean the car, fix the roof...?"
                "Go to Paris, have sex with a model and stay sober," I replied.
                "What the f**k are you on about?" she snarled.
                "Oh," I said, "I thought we were talking about things I'm not going to do today."
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  RIP Dame Vera Lynn. A wonderful singer and an absolute stunner back in the day.

                  I wanted to bang her the moment I saw her singing for the troops in Afghanistan - Wayne Rooney
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    'High Street clothing store Monsoon enters administration.'

                    I thought they might have been able to weather the storm.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      My son said, "What's wrong with mam?"I said, "She's not talking to me."He said, "Why, what have you done?"He said, "I wish I knew, so I could f**king do it again."
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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