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    I think my brother may have Covid-19 as he seems to be suffering from a loss of taste.


    He was playing Showaddywaddy LPs last night
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I was going to post a joke about Sodium, but then I thought, Na, most people won't understand
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the DIY noise. I shout "stop!" but that only seems to make it worse.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          for last night :

          There'll be some partying in Liverpool tonight.



          Luckily, they don't have to get up for work in the morning.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            My neighbour with the big tits has been walking about topless in the garden all day.


            Just wish his wife would do the same.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              A mafioso friend of mine is coming round for dinner tonight and I'm cooking an irresistible dish from the meat of an aquatic mammal.


              I'm gonna make him an otter he can't refuse
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Mercedes - "blacking up" to make a stand against racism.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Mercedes change to black.
                  Unusual for the Germans to surrender before the Italians.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with a sandwich and an ironed shirt.
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      With everything happening the world, #Snowflakemania


                      Dick Van Dyke has had to change his name. He's now known as Richard Lorry Lesbian.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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