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    As the burglar entered the darkened room, I put the red dot right between his eyes...


    ...and then let the cat do the rest.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Bye Don
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I'm sick of being bombarded with tens of emails a day, telling me how to get a bigger penis. It's either surgery, penis pumps or some kind of miracle all natural pill! :@


        I should never have given my email address to my girlfriend. :'(
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          The definition of irony, would be Joe Biden delivering a memorable Inauguration address.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            The wife’s an abysmal cook. She tried combining corned beef, potato, and onion. Made a right hash of it.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              For Atw

              I've just seen an ad for DFS telling me to pay no interest until April 2021.


              I'll check back with them then.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Joe Biden is the new President-elect!


                He can now open a congratulatory letter from his old friend, Abraham Lincoln.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  I feel bad for Trump. First he got COVID-19, then he lost his job and now he's going to lose his home.

                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    There are six nail bars in my high street. I'm running out of places to go for a screw,
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I can't believe those retards are refusing to accept the result of the vote, threatening court action and making up wild conspiracy theories to cover for their own failure. They just want to run the vote again and again until they win.


                      God I hate those anti-Brexit remainers.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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