Whats black and brown and looks good on an agent?
A Rottweiler.
A Rottweiler.
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
Leaving the pub the other night I slipped in a huge pile dogsh!t. Cursing heavily I stood to one side to clean my shoes. While I was doing that another man left the same pub and also stood in the afore mentioned mess. 'I did that' I said helpfully and he punched me in the gob!!'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Whats the difference between an Agent and a Trampoline?
You'd take your boots off to jump on a trampoline."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Did you hear the one about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?
He sat up all night, wondering if there was a dog!Comment
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What's the difference between an agent and an onion ?
You don't cry when you cut up an agent.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f***ing appendix out!"______________________
Don't get mad...get even...Comment
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Met a girl in the pub last night and told her she reminded me of my big toe.
When she asked why I told her that the chances are, I'll be banging her on the coffee table later.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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What do you call a dog with a bomb in its mouth?
A terrier-orist!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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You'd put on golf shoes to jump on an agentOriginally posted by DaveB View PostOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Pfizer are to start selling Viagra under it's generic chemical name.
Mycoxaphlopin"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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