Why does piglet smell so bad?
He always plays with pooh.
He always plays with pooh.
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A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a salmon under his arm and asks "do you do fish cakes?" The shop owner replies "yes." So the man says "well this salmon is a year old. make it a cake."Comment
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"Are you a lawyer?"
"Yes."
"How much do you charge?"
"£100 for four questions."
"Isn't that expensive?"
"Yes. What is your fourth question?"Comment
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is definetly not for you.Comment
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"Honey, will you love me when I'm old and overweight?"
"Yes I do"Comment
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A man and his wife were celebrating their 60th birthdays and 35th wedding anniversary. He opened her gift to him, a greenn vase, and a genie appeared and granted him a wish. The man said "I want a wife 40 years younger than I am." So the Genie made him 100.Comment
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My local Muslim optician has just died.
Asif EyecareComment
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Veni, Vidi, Velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck aroundComment
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Simmons is old!Comment
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