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[BrilloPad]

Why do we call it politics? Because "poly" means many and "ticks" means bloodsucking parasites.

[TestMangler]

Was in getting a huge tattoo of an Indian on my back.

Once the artist started, I reminded him to make sure he remembered to make sure the Indian was holding a big tomahawk.

He replied, 'Give us a chance mate, I've only just finished his turban.......'

[BrilloPad]

There was a fire at a Basque cinema. There was only one fire exit so several people were trampled. Which goes to show that you shouldn't put all your Basques in one exit.

[BrilloPad]

Two kangaroos were talking to each other and one said, "I hope it doesn't rain today. I just hate it when the kids play inside."

[PRC1964]

For years I thought my wife had tourettes, but it turns out she really does think i'm a c_nt.

[BrilloPad]

I recently went on a protest march looking for a cure for tourettes.

"What do we want?" - "A cure for tourettes"
"When do we want it?" - c**t

[BrilloPad]

Why is one side of a "V" formation of migrating geese longer than the other?

Because there are more geese on that side.

[BrilloPad]

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or Twist?"

[BrilloPad]

Eagles may soar - but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.

[northernladuk]

I recently went on a protest march looking for a cure for tourettes.

"What do we want?" - "A cure for tourettes"
"When do we want it?" - c**t

Erm, the poster 3 up from this joke has this as his signature already lol