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    Why do we call it politics? Because "poly" means many and "ticks" means bloodsucking parasites.

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      Was in getting a huge tattoo of an Indian on my back.

      Once the artist started, I reminded him to make sure he remembered to make sure the Indian was holding a big tomahawk.

      He replied, 'Give us a chance mate, I've only just finished his turban.......'
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        There was a fire at a Basque cinema. There was only one fire exit so several people were trampled. Which goes to show that you shouldn't put all your Basques in one exit.

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          Two kangaroos were talking to each other and one said, "I hope it doesn't rain today. I just hate it when the kids play inside."

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            For years I thought my wife had tourettes, but it turns out she really does think i'm a c_nt.

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              I recently went on a protest march looking for a cure for tourettes.

              "What do we want?" - "A cure for tourettes"
              "When do we want it?" - c**t

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                Why is one side of a "V" formation of migrating geese longer than the other?

                Because there are more geese on that side.

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                  Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or Twist?"

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                    Eagles may soar - but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      I recently went on a protest march looking for a cure for tourettes.

                      "What do we want?" - "A cure for tourettes"
                      "When do we want it?" - c**t
                      Erm, the poster 3 up from this joke has this as his signature already lol
                      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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