To be fair, there are distinct advantages to living in a redneck family.
For example, only one person needs to get tested at the STD clinic.
For example, only one person needs to get tested at the STD clinic.
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My mate's prowess with the older ladies has earned him the nickname d'Artagnan.
He's had three musky dears.Comment
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gotta use this one
The memory on my phone is FIFA'ed
Sorry...corrupt.Comment
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Isn't chocolate expensive?
Just bought a Mars, a Galaxy and a Milky Way.
It was astronomical!Comment
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Blimey that FIFA 16 game is realistic.
Mine arrived in a plain brown envelope.Comment
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Johnny Depp could be facing jail time for bringing dogs into Australia.
I was going to take the wife to Sydney, but I'll not bother now.Comment
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What did Captain Jack Sparrow do when he got too drunk to steer his ship?
Put it onto autopirateComment
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Had a job interview with al-Qaeda today.
"Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?" they asked.Comment
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You wouldn't steal a car.
If I could illegally download one and not be traced I bloomin would.Comment
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just beat the room for being blackComment
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