Please put more jokes here

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[WTFH]

KUATB

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What's a Pirate's favourite bit of this covid pandemic.




The Arrrrr number keeps rising .

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A solicitor calls his wealthy art collector client and says, "Sir Ian, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."
The client replied, "I've had an tough day. Give me the good news first!" The lawyer said, "Well, I met with Lady Pamela today, and she informed me that she just invested £50,000 in some pictures that she thinks will soon be worth about £50 million, I've looked at them and I think she could be right." O’Brien replied enthusiastically, "Wow, that's incredible, my wife is a shrewd investor and I never even knew it, you've just made my day!

Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and some rent boys in a motel."

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I've avoided abstinence for 85 days now.

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[LondonManc]

That's actually true....

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KUATB

For freee...

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true dat

Me watching Demolition Man at 14 "they will never make a better film than this!"
Me watching Demolition Man yesterday "that's quite a large police budget for a utopian, crimeless society".