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    #7671
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      #7672
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        #7673
        Originally posted by vetran View Post

        KUATB
        {emotionless greeting}

        Three Word Slogan

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          #7674
          What's a Pirate's favourite bit of this covid pandemic.




          The Arrrrr number keeps rising .
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            #7675
            A solicitor calls his wealthy art collector client and says, "Sir Ian, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."
            The client replied, "I've had an tough day. Give me the good news first!" The lawyer said, "Well, I met with Lady Pamela today, and she informed me that she just invested £50,000 in some pictures that she thinks will soon be worth about £50 million, I've looked at them and I think she could be right." O’Brien replied enthusiastically, "Wow, that's incredible, my wife is a shrewd investor and I never even knew it, you've just made my day!

            Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and some rent boys in a motel."
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              #7676
              I've avoided abstinence for 85 days now.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                #7677
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #7678
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  That's actually true....
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #7679
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    KUATB

                    For freee...
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #7680
                      true dat

                      Me watching Demolition Man at 14 "they will never make a better film than this!"
                      Me watching Demolition Man yesterday "that's quite a large police budget for a utopian, crimeless society".
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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